BravO! What a nice performance! INDEED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8CZONeJCz4
QUEST creW fans ako! saRAP panuOrin mga videO niLa sa Youtube! nakakabaliW amf!
Archive for August, 2009
Presidential Quiz! GLORIA amF!
Grabe nakakatawa! Hindi ko mapigiLan! LOKO talaga mga piNOy~
Presidential Quiz! MUST READ~
The Presidential Quiz
1) Sa larawang ito, si Gloria ay:
a. nag-o-orgasm
b. nag-o-orgasm
c. nag-o-orgasm
2) Dito sya ay:
a. sumasayaw ng Boom Tarat Tarat
b. sumasayaw ng I-taktak mo
c. nanggugulat
3) Bad trip sya dahil:
a. may mga paparazzi pero di sya pinapansin
b. napaparanoid syang may papatay sa kanya
c. narealize nyang hindi na sya tatangkad
4) Sabi ni Gloria “Ako si…”
a. Spiderman!
b. Harry Potter!
c. Ina Magenta!
5) Ang kilos na ito ay:
a. nanunumpa sa tungkulin
b. mananampal ng katulong
c. papatay ng lamok
6) Nagdarasal si Gloria na sana…
a. tumaas ang popularity rating nya
b. makahanap na sya ng ibang asawa
c. wala sanang gumawa ng mga ganitong quiz tungkol sa kanya.
Presidential Quiz Part 2!
1) Sa larawang ito, si Gloria ay:
a. nangangati ang leeg dahil sa buni
b. may sinesenyasang tumahimik
c. ina-atake ng epilepsy
 
2) Nakapikit si Gloria dahil:
a. may na-amoy na mabango
b. may na-amoy na mabaho
c. tulog sya
3) Ang larawan ito ay kinuha noong:
a. debut nya
b. JS Prom nya
c. sumali sya sa Miss Gay Pampanga
 
4) Ang daliring ito ang kanyang:
a. pinang kukulangot
b. pinang aaliw sa sarili
c. pandutdot sa mukha ng kanyang asawa
 
5) Bad trip na naman sya dahil:
a. may nagtanong tungkol sa height nya
b. may nagtanong kung kapatid nya si Nora
c. walang nagtanong
 
6) Pinapakita ni Gloria na:
a. nakaboto na sya
b. naipit ang daliri nya sa pinto ng doll house
c. violet ang kulangot nya
 
7) “Apat” ang sagot ni Gloria ng tanungin sya kung:
a. ilang talampakan sya
b. ilang pulgada ang kay Mike
c. ilang nunal meron sya sa dibdib
Presidential Quiz Part 3!
1) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay
a) Contestant sa Bb. Pilipinas
b) Contestant sa Little Miss Philippines
c) Contestant sa Miss Gay Pampanga
 
2) “Eh di wala na!”, ito ang sagot ni Gloria sa tanong na
a) “Nasan na po ang pera ng bayan?”
b) “May pagtatalik pa bang nagaganap sa inyo ni Mike?”
c) “May pag-asa pa po ba kayong tumangkad?”
 
3) Ang sigaw ni Gloria ay
a) “Rexona!”
b) “Darna!”
c) “Hiwalay na kami ni Mike! Yessss!”
4) Galit si Gloria dahil…
a) mababa ang popularity rating nya
b) kamukha nya si Candy Pangilinan sa litratong ito
c) hindi sya galit, ina-arte lang nya ang “walaaaang himalaaaa!”
 
5) Sagot ni Gloria ay ganito nang tanungin sya ng
a) “Ok ka lang ate?”
b) “Pano kayo nanalo sa election?”
c) “Gaano kataba yung kay Mike?”
 
6) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay
a) nasa prayer meeting
b) nasa Wowowee
c) gustong sumagot sa tanong ng guro
Presidential Quiz Part 4!
1) Sa litratong ito, si Gloria ay…
a) nag-iispaghetting pataas at pababa
b) sinusukat ang etits ng naka-anong egoy nung dalaga pa sya
c) nagpapanggap syang cowboy. Bang! Bang!
2) Masayang inihahandog ni Gloria ang watwat sabay sabi ng…
a) “OK America, we’re yours!”
b) “OK China, we’re yours!”
c) “OK party mates, it’s ours!”
3) Si Mikey ay nag-ngangatngat ng kuko dahil…
a) matagal pa ang meeting ngunit natatae sya
b) nakalimutan nyang magdala ng nail cutter
c) gutom sya at ubos na ang kanyang libreng congress turon
4) Ano ang sinasabi ni First Gentleman habang nakataas ang kamay nya?
a) “Mam, may I go out?”
b) “Hi teh.”
c) maliit na boses “Ako ang sugo ng Langit. Sambahin nyo ako!”
5) Sa litratong ito…
a) nag-mala kabayo at natulog nang nakatayo
b) umiihi si First Gentleman habang hawak ni Gloria ang birdie
c) may ka threesome sila hindi lang kasama sa litrato
6) Ano ang binubulong ni First Gentleman kay Gloring?
a) “Babe, liit ng dede mo no?”
b) “Ang taas naman ng bewang mo teh…”
c) “Dito ba napunta yung lahat ng kinain mo sa New York?”
Enjoy!
Credits to Green Pinoy~
May TAO na kakausapin ka lang para PIKUNIN ka!
August 25 10pm~
Dami kong ginagawa that time…. Nag-FACEbook, ginagawan ng Yahoo mail account ung classmate ko, distributing codes to my classmates through email, reading forums atbp then biglang may nagPM sa YM ko xD~ Hays! NON-SENSE!
GO to HELL po~ ^_^
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College Professors is lookinG for?
For students, knowing their professor’s likes and dislikes is a great advantage. It will help them cope up with their style of teaching and approach them easily. Plus, it can give them the opportunity to show their best in class and impress their professor to win good grades. Most professors announce the things they love as part of their classroom policy during the first day of school, but there are still some which are left unannounced and yet are expected from students.
Here are some things that college professors usually love:
PUNCTUALITY
As a general rule, the early bird catches the worm. Almost all college professors require punctuality not only on attendance but also in submission of assignments, projects and research term papers. Because the earlier you submit subject requirements, the earlier they could check and give you grade, and the earlier they could finish their grading report. Try to submit earlier than the designated due date and you’ll surely receive a positive praise from your professor.
ACTIVE IN CLASS
A student always actively participating in class is most loved by professors. Teaching is such a hard task to do. It is very stressful and requires much energy from the teacher both physically and mentally. But seeing your students actively joining classroom discussions is very rewarding and fulfilling.
ATTENTIVE AND DISCIPLINE
A college professor is exerting more time and effort in preparing lesson plan and tries his best to present it in the most exemplary way. So it is expected that while discussing, students must pay full attention and observe classroom discipline. This is one thing that will motivate your professor to do better.
FOLLOW CLASS RULES
Avoid being naughty and notorious in class. Follow diligently the prescribed classroom rules such as wearing proper uniform, no smoking inside the classroom, no cheating during examinations, pay attention to teacher’s discussions and accomplished in time all subject requirements. If you can do all of these, I’m sure you’ll be one of those most loved students by your professor.
SHOWS EXTRA EFFORT IN STUDYING
There are some professors who give considerations in terms of extra grades to students who obviously exerted extra effort in studying. This can be accomplished by doing more than what is expected of you like double the number of pages required for your term paper, submit very neat and complete projects on time or earlier than due date, read more reference books other than your prescribed text book and share it during discussion, paying extra attentive in class by asking more relevant questions and others.
Kalokohan ng ABS-CBN sa burol ni Cory Aquino hahaha!
Read the thread! hahaha EPIC FAIL talaga!
1st story, lahat ng news ng ABS-CBN pati mga articles nila sa net ay hindi Mrs. Aquino’s death… puro Mrs. Arroyo’s death… Palaging ganon… Impossible naman na typo un kasi pati mga reports live Mrs. Arroyo’s casket and so on puro Arroyo hahaha! Gusto ata nilang mamatay si Arroyo! hAHaha! LOL! Even HEADLINE news … “Military honor for Mrs. Arroyo’s arrival” . EPIC FAIL!
2nd story, ginawang TEXT game ung burol ni Cory! hahaha “Saang simbahan binurol si Cory Aquino? , Text blah blah blah and send to 2366! ” wahahaha
Burol ni Cory- Ginawang Text GAME!
3rd story, sa wowowee habang sumasayaw ng NOBODY BUT YOU ung babae may VIDEO inset ng burol ni Cory! hahaha! Watch the video! nakakatawa! Tapos pinatigil pa ni Willie! nakakatawa amP!
